sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

sydthe-sloth:

Musical chairs: destroying friendships and causing anxiety attacks since the 1600s

PLeASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

understarswithyou:

the-vashta-nerada:

have you ever cried over a character

i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”

no

i mean

have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried

because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better

because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them

Or because the writers killed them off.

the-vashta-nerada:

today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

 the 5 stages of tumblr
stage 1:  you will understand nothing, "wtf is this" will be a reoccurring thought
stage 2:  once you kind of get the hang of it, you will be on constantly and obsess over followers, even though your blog is probably still shit
stage 3:  probably the shortest of all the stages, you will get bored of tumblr for a while and go out in the "real world".
stage 4:  you realize how addicting tumblr really is and how foolish you were to believe you could just leave
stage 5:  tumblr becomes your life support. this stage never ends.